REALLY don't want to go somewhere?
Need a viable excuse why you can't be there?
Then let us help you.

We KNOW it can be hard keeping up a busy social life, having weddings to attend every other weekend, theatrical meetings to go to, bail to avoid etc.... You can't be expected to attend EVERYTHING you're invited to. If you're running low of relatives to lie about dying, come to us. Let us help.

All we ask in return is that you contribute to our list with any excuses that we haven't got, that have worked for you in the past. Feel free to look around, but please remember there are only a certain number of times you can use "My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off" before they get you one for Christmas.