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EVERYONE lies. No, really. Everyone does. It's like going to the toilet. Everyone does it, but no-one talks about it.

There must be SOOOOO many different times when it would be better for mankind if you DIDN'T tell the truth. Like....if you were a doctor telling someone,
"Of course they had a painless death"

...or if you were about to be evicted, how often have we ALL donned a false moustache and used the line:
"I'm Sorrree Meester, they don' live heeeer no moore."

Lying is OK to do, providing you have good reason. The excuses on this site are to be used PURELY to get you out of life threatening situations. Use them ONLY in the severest of cases.